Hello!
To the foreword ... Nobody should read this with anything ... well, weak (?) Nerves ... And none who like the little cute rodents, also known as animals of the Hamtaro group.

So, let's go...

It was a quiet day in our flat share of the horror ... No in the flat share of the sunshine! * gg *
Lillien was preparing the five-course meal for 40 voracious people who have nothing else on their minds but to make life difficult for Lillien and Marymel ... Of course they did, but it is not talked about.
Lillien let the ingredients of the main menu fly through the air and come together to delicious, tasty dishes.
While the main course flew through the 1 kitchen and thank god didn't cause a huge mess, in the second kitchen the ingredients of around 300 fat men flew through the air.

Meanwhile in Dodoria's room:
He sat on his bed (extra large) and tried to survive the time between meals with an extra large bag of chips ... Of course that was against one of Lillien's rules, but at least he managed to get the bag in front of Lillien and Marymel's room -clean-and-spy-on the side-raids.Well, unfortunately, the bag didn't last forever, so he waited impatiently for the fat men.
Boss crept across the hallway and his nose smelled a delicious-spicy-tomato-morzarella chip smell.
Boss literally flew after the smell and landed in Dodoria's room, where the room owner was trying to get the last crumbs out of the bag.
But Boss saw a lonely big chip lying on the bed.
He stumbled slowly towards Dodoria's bed, still completely exhausted from the delicious smell.
The latter, however, driven by his hunger / frenzy of eating, searched the room for something halfway edible.
Then he saw Boss.
Dodoria was so nervous that he thought Boss was a black and white spotted dick man.
He picked up Boss and looked at him, already drooling in his mouth.
Boss cocked his head and looked at Dodoria.
"Could I have a chip from you, please?" asked Boss, but Dodoria was in his own world.
>> But Lillien has come up with something cute ... A talking, running and bulging-eyed DICKMANN!<<
Somehow he was really light years away from reality, because his brain convolutions were at absolute zero.
He opened his mouth and brought his hand, including the hamster, to his mouth.
Boss only realized too late what the pink guy was up to before him, that he could no longer free himself.
Dodoria swallowed Boss with skin and hair.
Then the door opened and Lillien came in with the real fat men.
"Dodoria, you haven't nibbled, have you?" she asked with an angry face.
Dodoria, the boss still in the throat, shook her head and tried to appear as innocent as possible.
"Well, I'll put the freshly made fat men down here for you." said Lillien and turned around.
"Why fresh ones?" asked Dodoria when he had swallowed Boss. "You already brought me an extra large one!"
"What do I have?" Lillien asked, looking at him confused. "You know very well that sweets are only available at certain times.""But ... what did I eat then?"
Suddenly a small, black and yellow tabby hamster appeared behind the cupboard.
"The ... the ... ate Boss!" said Tiko and cried crocodile tears.
"You ... you killed a hamster?" Lillien asked, staring completely at Dodoria.
"You know exactly you shouldn't eat my ingredients! There are no more fat men for that!" she yelled angrily at him. Dodoria looked devastated and stammered weird stuff. "I ... I ... ate a defenseless hamster? But it tasted so good ..."
"You give me an idea." said Lillien, turning and walking down the hall. "Instead of dragon meat you can do something else ..." her voice faded away.

With gin and vodka in the hallway:
"You say gin, don't you sometimes wish you had a good friend?" Vodka Gin asked in a sentimental voice.
"I've already had enough good friends!" Gin hissed back, "Besides, it's none of your business!""It's good, you don't have to get grilled right away ... but where have your" friends "been all these years?" stammered vodka and carefully removed a piece of gin.
"Well, in contrast to you, I wasn't a good friend ... now you can kiss my shoes from underneath and stick them up ..." Gin replied with a nasty laugh.
Vodka refrained from making a suitable comment (I would if an uncontrolled killer machine were running next to me without any feeling).
Bijou was about to run to Hamtaro and came across gin and vodka.
"Oh, look gin, there's a cute little hamster with cute blue bows!" enthused vodka with delight, slowly leaned down to her and wants to stroke her. "And those cute googly eyes!"
"Make way!" asked Gin Vodka.
"What are you going to do now, you won't want to harm him?" Vodka replied anxiously and moved to one side.
Gin slowly went closer to the ignorant bijou (nobody can know that the said killer machine is in front of you) and lifted his left leg.His foot came closer to the head of the poor little hamster girl.
"Harharharhar" Gin growled with relish and kicked it.
All you could hear was a faint cracking sound and a dead silence fell.
"I HATE INSECTS" grinned Gin, who quietly lit a cigarette and strode off.
Vodka looked at the squashed hamster lady who wasn't much left now.
For a moment he wondered whether he should scrape the tomato-like mess off the carpet, or shouldn't.
"Are you coming now, or do you want to dig a grave?" Gin asked, tapping his foot on the floor.
Vodka looked at the mud for the last time and then went to gin.

And that's it for first ...
And there were only 13 cute little HamHams ... Well, that's how it works.
And next time the hamster relationship with the others goes into the bin even more.
Well, there are some things you can't do with people from various animes ...
Bye your Lilli and Mary!