* Neighbor dispute *
When the neighbors argue early in the morning
because of some little things,
then I know I'm at home
there is a quarrel day in and day out.
It was like every morning
the neighbors were annoying with their worries.
They argued about this and that
and in doing so they spat wet.
But suddenly my collar burst
"You suck," I heard myself say.
Every morning pans and pots flew
And, of course, hit the neighbors' heads.
Around lunchtime there was still a huge shouting
and a fight on the stairwell.
But suddenly a neighbor pulled his gun
but was slain with a guitar.
This is how he was the first to die
and we ate it for supper.
And then tomorrow in all freshness
let's eat the closest neighbor at the table.
All of this because of a little something
oh herlich such a neighbor quarrel.
-End-
By: Dimi and Blue Tiger
So this should actually be the first chapter but it didn't work out that way.well it doesn't matter Tschölö de Dimi