A / N: (still an older part)
The original here definitely belongs to Kaori Yuki! The MSTete Story Draculea.
Don't take it personally, it's just harmless satire. I don't want to offend you personally, so please don't send me letter bombs, professional killers, etc ...
Lyza and Kali belong to themselves and Q to the empire of Roddenberry's heirs.
Oh, there are still a few swipes on take 1 + 2. If you don't understand them, you should perhaps read through the others first.

The battered crew is still stuck in the Q continuum. Q reappears.

Q: Nice that you are all still here!
All: * kill Q with their looks * growl!
Q: As promised, now your support for this FanFic! * flicks *

* plop *

A small person with red hair appears out of nowhere about 2 meters above the ground.

* crash * * splash *

??? : Holy shit!!!
Lucifer: * hoarse * M-Mikael?
Mikael: * is on your feet immediately * YOU ~? How dare you kidnap me, the great Mikael-sama ?!Lyza: Oh, it's never ~ dying! Is that your brother who is always lying around apathetically on the floor? * Gets star eyes *
Mikael: WOMAN! HOW DARE YOU?
Q: Now do it halfway, short one.
Kali: ... Q, I don't think that was a good thing.
Mikael: Well wait ... * wants to attack him *
Q: * shakes his head * * flicks *
Mikael: * plop * * stands there in a straitjacket *
Lyza: * to Kali * Maybe we should have warned him. * indicates Mikael *
Kali: * quietly * with what? The chibi example?
Lucifer: I heard that!
Q: Well, calm down and then we can start.
Mikael: But I'm not sitting next tothe!
Lyza: * slides one place to the right * You can sit down between Kali and me.
Mikael: Pah! Still better than next to that. * flickers onto the seat *
Kali: Um, Lyza ... I hope you realize that you left me alone in the trouble spot.
Lucifer: Another great friend. * swallows * ..... shit .....
Q: Before I forget. * flicks *
Mikael: * plop *He is no longer wearing a straitjacket. Q disappears, the light goes out and the projector illuminates the screen.

5 ...

4 ...

3 ...

2 ...

1...

> A "slightly" older Angel Sanctuary FF of mine, hope she is not too cruel
written. o_O

Lucifer & Mikael: * gulp *
Kali: Why should it be 'cruelly written'. With an error in the foreword ... I don't understand ... Everyone makes mistakes.
Lyza: What do you mean by 'something'?
Kali: Maybe she had a preference for strange pairings back then?
Lucifer: * suspicious * What do you mean by that?
Kali: You don't want to know ...
Lucifer: * gulp *

> The sweetest of all lies

Kali: Funny title.
Mikael: I suspect something terrible.
Lucifer: * nick *

> "Rosiel-sama?"

Lucifer & Mikael: AAAAAH! * jump up * let me out of here !!
Lyza: What's going on now? There's no mistake there.
Kali: Come on, Lucifer. It can't get any worse than the last.
Lucifer: * staggers to his seat * Yes, it can.
Mikael: I want to go home.> Katan,

Lucifer & Mikael: I knew ...

> who was roused from sleep by a terrifying scream,

Lyza: 'Shattering torture'?
Kali: * tilts her head * torture means torture.
Lucifer: So what's happening to us right now.
Lyza: So a scream from a tortured person.
Mikael: Yes, he has always liked to be tortured. And killed and ... * talk and talk ... *
Kali: Hm ... A scream that shakes the torture.

> now stood in the doorway of his master's bedroom.

Kali: A master-slave story?
Lyza: Are you saying that the two ...
Mikael: HA! I knew it! As it was, it couldn't be any different!
Kali: Don't be so intolerant!
Lucifer: Better think about what you say ...

> He wanted to ask what happened to

Mikael: He can imagine that. Rosiel went crazy again!
Kali: And I suppose that's bad.
Lyza: If there's anything bad here, it's the spelling.

> whether he was doing well, but all of this became superfluous when he lowered his gaze to the floor.Kali: Got it! Rosiel is a pig!
Lucifer: That too.
Mikael:Idid not condescend to his servant.
Lucifer: Grmpf. Keep your mouth shut.
Lyza: * pointed * Who has any secrets?
Lucifer: None of your business.

> "Tell me katan-"

Lucifer & Mikael: * tuntig *-am I beautiful? * Silence * Bwahahahahaha!
Kali: The guy's sick.
Lyza: I think he looks good.
Mikael: * gulp * I want to get out of here. * slides towards Kali *
Lucifer: Hey! Don't hang on to my appendage!
Kali: * to Lyza * You find everyone with long hair attractive anyway.

> The beautiful body of Rosiel was stained with blood,

Kali: I say yes. Ill.
Lucifer: And again to take notes: He. Is. Not. Nice.
Mikael: Did he want something from you?
Lucifer: * shudders * don't remind me ...

> his hair, soaked in the red juice of life

Lyza: ...
Mikael: Disgusting.
Lucifer: That's the right person to say.
Lyza: Juice of life ... Sounds more dramatic than blood.
Kali: I don't think so.What could be better than blood? * jump up * * crazy look in the eyes * I want to see blood! More blood!
Lucifer: * grabs her arm * Sit down again! You are not Astaroth! * pulls her onto the seat *
Kali: * pouts * But 'Kali' is the Hindu goddess of death, destruction, war, disease, chaos ...
Lyza: * bored * ... and so on and so on.
Mikael: I don't like to disturb you ...
Lucifer: * sarcastic * Sure.
Mikael: * evil glare * shut up! ... It should say 'with'. Point.
Lucifer: ... Wow.

> and stuck to his youthful-looking face as if he had just come out of a terrible thunderstorm.

Kali: Rain of blood ...? Wasn't that one of the plagues? Or did that happen in the apocalypse? Clears me up ...
Lyza: Quite apart from the fact that it would have to be either 'boyish' or 'youthful'.
Lucifer: Maybe that's exactly what she wanted to avoid.
Lyza: 'Currency' does not come from 'Truth'.
Lucifer: And that Rosiel should be beautiful is not true either.Kali: You said the story is old.
Mikael: That's not an excuse! She could at least have read over it ...
Lucifer: And that of you ...
Mikael: Grmpf.

> Katan knew what would come next, it was always the same.

Lyza: * sighs * It's always the same with the authors ...
Lucifer: Watch out. It’s coming soon.

> "- am I beautiful?"

Lucifer: * gag * I told you ...

> "So beautiful that you seem out of this world.

Kali: Of course he's not from this world. He is an ANGEL!

> The sublime sheen of Rosiel-sama will never fade "

Mikael: * unmoved * Yes.

> He didn't have to lie to hear those words.

Lucifer: I can't believe that. Although, it is a katan after all ...
Kali: Me neither. He liesfora few words?

> It was the truth and he loved to say those words.

Lyza: Is he a masochist?
Lucifer: Yes.

> Rosiel jumped up, the pool of blood and the body parts lying in it completelydisregarded

Kali: Yes, he's definitely sick.
Lucifer: As sick as they, with their clothes made of Pharaohs skin ...
Kali: ... and the guy from Silence of the Lambs ...
Lucifer: ... and Astaroth.
Kali: * leans back * Now the lambs are finally silent.
Mikael: I don't have anything more to say about that either.

> straight into the arms of his most loyal servant.

Lyza: Yuck.
Kali: I wouldn't even touch it with the pincers ...
Lucifer: Lucky. Somebody else with sense.

> "Say it again ...

Lyza: He's hungry. He wants another meal.
Kali: Ah! Hence the blood and the body parts.
Lyza: Rosiel the Cannibal.

> only you should say these words! Nobody else!

Mikael: Of course. Apart from Katan, nobody listened to him anyway.
Kali: Sick.

> I don't want to hear their voices. Say it again ... "

Lyza: Hey! Another one who hears voices.
Kali: I'll have a phone call then ...
Everyone except Mikael: * evil grin *
Mikael: ?????
Lucifer: * sings * Heee ~ eeey into the slap ...> "You are beautiful!"

Mikael: Nah! Is he not!

> You are more than beautiful ... everything is you for me, but you do not see it.
I will never be more to you than a servant ... wasn't Rosiel?

Kali: This katan is definitely a masochist.
Lyza: I'm surprised he doesn't mind the body parts!
Kali: Maybe he's getting paid well?
Lucifer: Who wasn't it?
Mikael: It should be: 'Who was nothing'.
Lyza: 'Not true'?

> "Again! With more passion"

Lyza: He could be an artist too ...
Mikael: * Photographer * Yeah, baby! Give it to me!
Lucifer: And I'm related to something like that ...

> "Nobody in the world is as beautiful as you."

Lucifer: Liar!
Kali: How many more does he tell that?

> No ... nobody ...

Kali: It repeats itself.
Mikael: He just likes to hear himself talking.

> God, how much I desire you ...

Lucifer: Well, that Katan desired God is new to me.
Kali: I think he desires a lot of people ...

> get away from me ..

All: Nothing better than that!BUT WE ARE STUCK HERE!

> at some point I will no longer be able to control myself ...

Lyza: * Katan * And kill you ... * Sharpen your knife *
Lucifer: Good idea.
Mikael: We hold him tight, Kali distracts Katan and you stab.
Kali: You just have to say something.

> oh please

Lucifer: Did you hear?

> Rosiel-sama ...

Lyza: * sighs * That was probably not enough ...

> "Stormier! More urgent! Again!"

Kali: Did I miss something? Ne lemon or something?
Lucifer: No. It's always like that.
Kali: And then they call you the devil.
Lucifer: Yes, fate can be hard. ... can I get another piece of candy?
Kali: Sure. ^ _____ ^
Mikael: W-what did you do with my brother, I don't think so.
Lyza: I'm just saying: Chibification!

> "Your wavy hair, shiny like crystal, your pearly skin. Everything on
to you..."

Lyza: Adjectives are written in lower case.
Mikael:?
Lyza: I wanted to say something constructive.
Kali: But how many people is he talking about now?

> But suddenly a shrill laugh breaks the silence and Katan fell silent.Lucifer: * Author * Because the men in the white coats came and dragged a crazy Rosiel back to the institution.
Kali: end of story.