It happened that at a time unknown to all of us, in an unknown place, which should at least be completely unknown to otto-normal people, 2 gods were chosen to save not only their world but the whole universe.

It all started on the day when the prophecy of the grass was finally fully deciphered. The scholar from the Temple of Smoke, who had taken on the task, stumbled into the chamber of the chief priest after his great achievement. Upon hearing the news, a temple meeting was called immediately to read the prophecy.
The prophecy that was to judge the fate of the universe said the following:

[i]The Masters of Smoke will come and the golden artifact
despite their hard way across the crossroads of fire
bring back into their divine hands
Because only then are the two divines
the stoner and the ass-creeper
able to set us free from our horrible enemies forever