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*Knock Knock*
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King Cold: "Who is it !?"
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Goku: "Kame-Hame ...."
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King Cold: "Kame-Hame WHO!?"
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Goku: "HAAAAAA"
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2.
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*Knock Knock*
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Freezer: "Who's there!?"
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Vegeta: "Vegeta"
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Freezer: "Vegeta who?"
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Vegeta: "OPEN UP YOU BUMPERBACK !!!"
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3.
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Meet Goku Vegeta.
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Goku: Hey Vegeta, when is your birthday?
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Vegeta: Why that?
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Goku: I want to give you curtains.
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Vegeta: And what for?
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Goku: Whenever I look out the window, I see you making out with your wife.
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Vegeta: And when is your birthday?
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Goku: Why?
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Vegeta: I want to give you binoculars.
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Goku: And what's that for?
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Vegeta: So you can see whose wife I'm making out with.
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4th
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Yamcha comes to Son Goku and wants him to train him. But Goku doesn't feel like it and says: If you make Vegeta laugh, I'll train you! Yamcha goes to Vegeta and shortly afterwards he bursts out laughing.And as promised, Son Goku trains with Yamcha.
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One week later, Yamcha comes back to Son Goku and wants to be trained. Son Goku doesn't feel like it again and says: "If you make Vegeta howl this time, I'll train you." Yamcha goes to Vegeta and he actually starts to howl shortly afterwards. Son Goku then trains with Yamcha as promised. One week later, Yamcha comes again and this time Son Goku wants to train him. But then he asks Yamcha how he managed to make Vegeta laugh first and then cry. Then Yamcha laughed: "Two weeks ago I said" MY "was longer than his and a week ago I showed him!
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5.
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If two men are standing on the balcony, one of them says: I bet I can jump down and be pulled into the window before the impact! If the other says no, I don't believe you! And the first one does it! In fact, it is pulled into the window before impact.Then the second does the same, but he is not pulled into the window and is dead. Then the first goes down to the bar. The bartender turns around and says: Well, Vegeta, you do a lot of shit when you're drunk!
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6th
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The teacher asks his students:
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Who can make a sentence for me with the word after all?
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Goten answers and says:
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After all, my father won.
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Very good Son Goten, can anyone else come up with a sentence
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at least form?
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Trunks reports:
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It's no wonder, after all, my father wasn't his opponent.
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7th
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Son Goku sings a lullaby to Son Goten.
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After a while, Son Goten says:
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Dad could you please go on singing outside?
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I would like to sleep now!
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8th.
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Goths to Goku:
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Tell me dad - yes, my son?
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Who was Hamlet?
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What do you not know?
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Come on, get me the Bible and I'll show you!<br />
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and some more:
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"What does Vegeta mean by doing housework?
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Raise his leg so Bulma can suckle.
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Why was Bulma leaner before she met Vegeta?
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Before: She came home, went to the refrigerator, looks what's in it and goes to bed.
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After: She comes home, goes to bed, looks what's inside and goes to the refrigerator.
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Trunks and Pan go to heaven and have to go through a swamp into which one dives as deeply as one has lied in one's life.
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Pan sinks in up to his knees and Trunks just down to his ankles. Pan complains: You lied a lot more, and you have to sink in a lot deeper .....
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He replies with a grin: I know, but I'm standing on my father's shoulders.
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Vegeta, Goku and Trunks in the shower:
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Goku: Huh, is Vegeta jerking off, or what?
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Vegeta: It's none of your business how fast I wash myself !!!<br />
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is stupid but somehow good ...:
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Gohan is sick!
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Son Gohan calls his boss in the morning and says: "Scheffe ...
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Son Gohan nothing can come work today ...
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Son Gohan everything hurts
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Son Gohan's head hurts ...
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Neck hurts...
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Legs hurt!
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I'm not coming today, Scheffe ".
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Does the boss mean: "Well, Son Gohan ...
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of course that's shit ...
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I really need you today!
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Do you know what I always do when I'm sick? I go to my wife, she gives me a suck and I'm fine again.
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Try that. Son Gohan ... "
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Then Son Gohan: "Good Scheffe ...
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they try that ...
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Call me again ... "
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Two hours later, Son Gohan calls again:
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"You, Scheffe ...
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did you give me a good tip ...
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I’m completely healthy again ...
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no headache ...
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no sore throat ...
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I’m coming soon ...<br />
by the way, Scheffe ...
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You have a nice apartment !!!
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Chichi: Do you believe in flying saucers?
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Yamcha: Yeah
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Chichi: Have you seen any before?
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Yamcha: Not since I broke up with Bulma
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so I would be HUGE about jokes from you guys !!!!
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LG, your Clarisa
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P.S.: please read my FF as well !!!!!!!!!!!!!!