The loudspeaker announced:
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Discussion 3: Blade of the Immortal vs. Doremi!
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Since Manji and Doremi were sitting next to each other, the conversation could start immediately:
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MANJI: Well, don't you think you'd rather have some cool sword fights in your anime? (Trunks listened up), at least a few dismembered corpses as a compromise?
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DOREMI (looked horrified): But that would make a bad impression on Hanna!
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MANJI: Hanna?
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DOREMI: Our baby!
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MANJI: A baby at your age?
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DOREMI: Of course only as a foster mother!
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MANJI (looks around the room, somewhat perturbed, and argues several times): Hanna? , blonde hair, huge forehead, brown eyes and about 55 cm tall?
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DOREMI: Did you see them?
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MANJI (grudgingly): Well, you know, hm ...... difficult ... I sharpened my sword before the show and had to test it on something<br />
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DOREMI: Not to Hanna, is it?
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MANJI: Well ... yes
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DOREMI (howling): WHAT? BECAUSE YOU ARE COMPLETELY INSANE, YOU CAN'T JUST TEST YOUR SWORDS ON OUR HANNA ............. sob, who is going to bring them back to me now ....?
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MANJI: Well, if it helps you here, I still have them in small pieces in the foil bag
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And Manji held out a white, heavy, blood-spattered bag towards her
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DOREMI: You barbarians !!!!!!!!!! I WANT TO SEE MY HANNA !!
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MANJI: O.K. i bring you to her
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And without hesitation he cut his counterpart into 50 practical pieces
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After the shock at Emelie and Sophie had subsided a bit, Trunks got up and looked over his shoulder with interest:
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TRUNKS: Hm ...... Very interesting sword wielding is that Chinese art?
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Then Magatsu rose from the background and said:<br />
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No, Chinese swords are good, but they cannot be wielded like the Japanese! Inexperienced fighters (arrogant look at Manji) can't handle it, but that's exactly what I like about them. Should I demonstrate this art to you?
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TRUNKS: Yes, I have not seen any Chinese sword art for a long time.
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Magatsu took Emelie up and showed her the prime example!
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TRUNKS: Interesting, however, I have to say that I noticed small mistakes with both of you: With Manji the movements were not curved enough and the edges of the body parts were a bit frayed. Magatsu still seems much too hectic, I'll show you how to fix these mistakes.
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And with that he threw himself on the completely surprised Salvia and made Kleinholtz out of her.
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TRUNKS: Do you see it looks like this when you use the old knight art, but I prefer a heavy battle sword for that.<br />
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MAGATSU: Unfortunately, such swords are unsuitable for us samurai ......
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And while the 3 were still discussing, Sophie looked around with a horrified look.
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Meanwhile Vegeta sat very sad and alone in his seat. The three swordsmen had a job, Goku, who laughed with Piccolo, had a job and even the little boy who was staring at the floor next to him all the time seemed to have fun. Why didn't anyone deal with him !?
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But rescue was approaching in the form of Kaneda who put his hand on Vegeta's shoulder and asked: Have you ever ridden a motorcycle?
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Vegeta just grinned and with that Kaneda showed him the most important basics - the bunny believing in it hardly had to matter.
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When it was Vegeta's turn, Chibiusa also got under the wheels that the blood splattered.
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KANEDA: Hey Vegeta, you're a real natural!<br />
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VEGETA: Where did you get the cool machine from?
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KANEDA: Oh, someone forgot them on the side of the road ......
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VEGETA: I could have guessed.
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The speaker:
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The airtime is running out, please come to an end.
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So the characters slowly began to clear the stage. Except for Goku, Tetsuo and Akira.
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Sophie, the only survivor, crept quietly towards the stage exit. But Akira noticed that just in time to shred her body in the air. Then Tesuo went to the last remaining camera and spoke into it: He just can't stop.
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Son Goku, who was the last to stay on stage, concluded:
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So see you next time when it means again: slaughter or be slaughtered!
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With that he destroyed the last camera with a huge KAME HAME HA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Happy end .............<br />
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As you can see, the 5th part is "a bit" longer so that it had to be divided into 2 parts. He's done a lot of work so I'm hoping for a lot of clerks. This FF was created in collaboration with Trunksfan15 so thanks him too.
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Finally, an apology to all Doremie, Sailor Moon and God willing Wedding Peach fans (you can count them on one hand) who had to watch the slaughter of their favorite charas.
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CHRISTIANSEN: I hope you enjoyed it again and we'll see you for the 6th part !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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