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Sally: Welcome to my new morning talk show: Sally is sleeping. I am
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Sally and lead her through the show. For my first show, I have a pair
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top-class guests invited ...
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Son Goku: Huh, hochkahrähtik? What is that supposed to mean?
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Gohan: Please dad, just be quiet ...
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Sally: Thank you very much. So again: I've invited some top-class guests. The stars
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among the stars, the best of German television, the heroes of the nation ...
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Vegeta: Blah blah blah. Can we finally get started, you stupid snipe ?! Then I can
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finally get out of here.
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C18: I wonder what he's doing here anyway. Did Bulma threaten to throw you out?
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Trunks: Who told you that?
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Vegeta: I'll just say one word, son: no pocket money.
<br />Gohan: But there were two words ...
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Vegeta: Are you looking for a fight? With pleasure...
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Sally: To finally find a beginning: my guests today are the stars from Dragon Ball,
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Son Goku, Son Gohan, Vegeta, Trunks, C18, Kuririn, Piccolo and Videl. the topic is
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free today for once. So what would you like to talk about first?
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(Shouting from the audience): Boo !!!!!
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Sally: That starts well. Please, do you want to say something, Mr Boo?
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(Shouting from the audience): Mr Satan, not Mr Boo. I protest! I am the star
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in this dope comedy!
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Videl: How embarrassing ...
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Kuririn: Don't worry. Everyone has a black sheep in the family.
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C18: Is that supposed to be an allusion?
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Kuririn: No, honey.
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Sally: Are we finally getting started? What would you like to talk about, please?
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Son Goku: food.
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Gohan: Learning.
<br />Trunks: Nasty parents.
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Vegeta: Torture methods.
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Trunks: Uh ...
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Kuririn: Marital problems.
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C18: So yes!
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Kuririn: But honey ...
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Videl: Does anyone want to adopt me?
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Mr Satan: Videl!
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Sally: You are of legal age and married.
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Videl: So what?
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Piccolo: ...
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Sally: Mr. Piccolo, you haven't said anything today. Please, you have the floor.
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Piccolo: ...
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Sally: How can I understand that?
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Piccolo: ...
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Sally: If you mean ...
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Vegeta: Good, my chicken.
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Son Goku: Hungry!
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Gohan: Papa ...
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Trunks: Chicken?
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Son Goku: Hungry!
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Piccolo: ...
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Sally: ARE WE FINALLY STARTING ?!
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Piccolo: ...
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Gohan: I'll just start then. So, dear children, it is very important that you always
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study hard and do your homework. This is the only way you can later ...
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Vegeta: Can someone turn it off?Or should I...
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Sally: No violence in my show!
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Kuririn: To come back to the marital problems ...
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C18: Kuririn!
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Sally: Let me guess: you feel patronized, your wife never lets you speak
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come?
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Kuririn: On the contrary; she hardly talks to me!
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C18: How then ?! You hang out with your friends all day, too
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to do some nonsense how to save the world!
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Kuririn: But honey ...
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C18: Nothing honey! Make up your mind, the world or me!
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Sally: That's an interesting point. How long do you give him time to think it over? And what do
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you if he chooses the world?
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C18: He can think carefully about his answer until the end of the program. If you
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World is, I'll beat him into the next millennium!
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Kuririn: Oh, oh ...
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Vegeta: It's pretty much under her slipper!<br />
Piccolo: ...
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Sally: You just have to say. Have you forgotten how you got here?
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Son Goku: He flew.
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Gohan: Just forget about it ...
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Son Goku: What?
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Videl: What am I doing here?
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Mr Satan: Exactly Hasi, let's trade!
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Sally: Nothing there!
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Son Goku: Roast hare ...
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Vegeta: Idiot.
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Piccolo: ...
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Sally: This is a talk show. Could we finally start talking?
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Son Gohan: That wasn't particularly good German ...
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Kuririn: World or 18? C18 or death?
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Trunks: Can we talk about something interesting for a change?
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Son Goku: Eat!
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Vegeta: Kill!
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Sally: Let's kill two birds with one stone.
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Trunks: No violence in your show!
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Sally: C18, your file said something about a cheese roll. Would you like some of this for us
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tell?
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C18: ... that's nobody's business ...<br />
Kuririn: Does it have something to do with your previous life?
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C18: You just be very calm.
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Sally: So?
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Goku: HUNGER !!
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C18: Shut up Son Goku and I'll tell ...
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Son Gohan: I go voluntarily ...
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Sally: As long as we wait we can talk about something else. Piccolo! Talk
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You with me now?
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Piccolo: ...
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Gohan: I could just find that old smelly sock.
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Videl: Hey! I've been looking for that!
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Gohan: Why did you take off your sock ?!
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Videl: ...
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Sally: We'll talk about that later. Into the mouth!
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Son Goku: GHMPFHMNBL !!!!
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Sally: Very nice. So, C18?
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C18: I have no choice ... Back then, when my brother and I were still people
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were...
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Mr Satan: You are not human ?! And you wanted to go out with me? Whoa ...
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Kuririn: WHAT ?!
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C18: ... we lived with our parents in a single family house.One day it happened:
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I no longer had an appetite for my cheese bun so I put it on one
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Basement step. And then it happened: our neighbor slipped on it and broke
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the neck.
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(Viewer): Then you were a killer as a child! You monster!
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Son Goku: GRMPHF !!
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Sally: I beg your pardon?
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Gohan: I think that should be 'Yamcha !!' be called.
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C18: Oh dear. He can do me.
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Vegeta: What was your neighbor doing with you?
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C18: ...?
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Sally: Uh ... I don't think we should come to terms with a childhood trauma right now.
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Kuririn: World or 18? C18 or death?
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C18: ...
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Piccolo: ...
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Sally: ...
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Son Goku: Hungry!
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Son Gohan:? Papa ... where ... is ... the ... sock ...?
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Son Goku: It was a start.
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Trunks: I think I'm going to be sick ...
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Vegeta: Real Saiyans don't throw up!
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Trunks: I'm half human ...<br />
Vegeta: Coward!
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Sally: If this continues, I'll quit the job ...
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Mr Satan: Where did you get married, Videl?
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C18: ...
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Son Goku: Videl ...?
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Videl: ... yes ...?
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Son Goku: Do you still have the other sock?
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Trunks: I have.
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Gohan: AND WHY?
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Videl: ... uh ... Is the reputation only ruined ...
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Vegeta: Respect, I wouldn't have believed her.
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Gohan: I FIND YOU SHIT ...
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Trunks: Who?
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Gohan: You!
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Trunks: And I thought ...
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Gohan: I could never hate you ...
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Trunks: Oh Son Gohan!
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Gohan: Oh Trunks!
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Trunks: Oh Son Gohan!
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Gohan: Oh Trunks!
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Videl: ... and who loves me ...?
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Mr Satan: Me!
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Videl: I ask again: SOMEONE WANTS TO ADOPT ME ?!
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Yamcha: Me!
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Videl: Oh Yamcha!
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Yamcha: Oh Videl!
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Videl: Oh Yamcha!
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Yamcha: Oh Videl!
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Sally: ... Piccolo ...?<br />
Piccolo: ...?
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Sally: I think ... I ... love you!
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Piccolo: !!! HOW SO?!
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Vegeta: Greenling !!!
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Piccolo: uuuups ...
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Kuririn: World or 18? C18 or death? Uh ... Vegeta, why are you chasing Piccolo through now
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Studio?
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Piccolo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Vegeta: SHUT UP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sally: Did I really say that ...?
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C18: aberration of taste.
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Son Goku: Son Gohan.
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Gohan: Yes?
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Son Goku: I think Trunks can't breathe anymore ... he already has very purple hair ... Do it
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take a break!
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Sally: No surreptitious advertising on my show! Where did Piccolo and Vegeta actually go?
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Kuririn: 18-18 ...?
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Trunks: Papa said Piccolo if he said a peep during the show,
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then he is neutered.
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Gohan: Isn't Piccolo sexless ...?
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Piccolo: SHIT !!!I forgot about that!!!!
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Sally: Why?
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Vegeta: I don't want anyone to hear my lover's voice !!!
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Trunks: DAD !!!
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Vegeta: I'm sorry you had to find out that way, son. No, not, I'm angry!
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Yamcha: Sally, what do you think about Piccolo?
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Sally: I like quiet guys ...
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Mr Satan: How about the two of us, honey?
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Videl: HAVE PEACE! ADOPT ME!
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Yamcha: But Videl ...
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Videl: Oh, sorry, I forgot ...
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Sally: I think we should come to an end slowly ...
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C18: Your answer, Kuririn?
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Kuririn: ...
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Sally: Another silent guy! Get out of here, C18! Now I'm coming!
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C18: Help yourself. Yamcha!
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Yamcha: What?
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C18: We adopt Videl together!
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Videl: Awesome! C18 will be my mommy!
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Son Goku: Hungry!
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Vegeta: Piccolo Mouse!
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Piccolo: ...
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Sally: I can hardly make up my mind ...<br />
Trunks: Oh Son Gohan!
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Gohan: Oh Trunks!
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Trunks: Oh Son Gohan!
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Gohan: Oh Trunks!
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C18: Can we finally go?
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Videl: Mommy!
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Mr Satan: ...
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Sally: I get too much ... one more twinkle!
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Kuririn: ... world ...?
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Sally: That's it for today! I'm doing it really well with my three sweethearts
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cute. Until next time. Maybe.
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