In the middle of the desert.
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Sally: Hello and welcome to "In Search of the Golden Locus". If you are expecting the usual talk show, I will unfortunately have to disappoint you; Thanks to certain guests, the broadcaster has decided to temporarily remove my program from the program. Instead, I am now moderating this reportage show. Yes a show.
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Cameraman: I'm back there !!!
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Sally: What ... do you ... mean ...?
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Cameraman: * confused * why? I told you I had to see a doctor.
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Sally: * annoyed * Does that mean that my intro wasn't filmed ?!
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Cameraman: It seems so. Are we finally getting started?
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Sally: ... I won't do the intro again. Abstract: The broadcaster has taken the show out of its program. Show now his reportage.
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Son Goku: What a coincidence! What are you doing here?
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Sally: Already forgot? We have an appointment here to look for the Golden Lokus, which you still haven't found!<br />
Son Goku: Oh.
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Sally: Son Goku, can you (since the last broadcast I refuse to address guests with "you") tell us why we are looking at all?
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Son Goku: To find the golden locus.
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Cameraman: What an idiot.
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Sally: You just have to say. No, I meant why are we looking for him? For what reason? And woe to you if you answer "To find him"!
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Son Goku: Chichi forced me to look for a job. And then somehow I ended up with this agency.
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Sally: Agency?
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Son Goku: Yes, an agency that arranges orders.
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Sally: ...
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Vegeta: !!! IT'S AGAIN !!!
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Sally: What is he doing here? Now don't tell me you two work together!
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Vegeta: Of course, that's the opportunity to take the carrot off.
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Cameraman: Luckily I brought a tank truck full of coffee ...
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Vegeta: I also have to look for my treasure.<br />
Son Goku: The Golden Lokus.
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Vegeta: Nonsense, Piccolo!
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Sally: Ah, as I can see, Son Goku has brought a refrigerator back with him. Do you think that was a good idea? I mean because of that * points to Vegeta *
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Son Goku: I have a combination lock now.
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Vegeta: And what's the combination?
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Son Goku: It is ... uh ... OH NO !!! I forgot her !!
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Cameraman: I told you he was an idiot.
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Sally: Ok, you can insult him, but please in a language he doesn't understand!
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Cameraman: German?
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Sally: ...
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Vegeta: I can solve the problem!
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Son Goku: Huh?
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Sally: Which one?
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Vegeta: * shoots an energy beam at the fridge *
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Goku: MY FRIDGE !!!
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Sally: I have a déjà vu ...
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Vegeta: Now the lock shouldn't be a problem anymore.
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Sally: It fizzled out ...
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Vegeta: Exactly!
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Sally: ... together with the fridge ...<br />
Vegeta: Oops. Anyway, let's finally look for Piccolo!
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Son Goku: My fridge ...
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Cameraman: Lavette! Intello!
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Sally: What was that?
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Cameraman: French.
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Sally: Very nice. Who was already looking for everything?
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Vegeta: PICCOLO!
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Sally: Kuririn, Yamcha, Gohan and Piccolo. Maybe we'll meet someone else. How about if we start looking slowly before this program is canceled? For example over there, by these strange ruins.
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Cameraman: This is my trailer ...
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Vegeta: A Dutchman?
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Sally: If he allows himself more, he'll become a flying Dutchman!
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Son Goku: Then let's go the other way.
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Sally: Towards the garbage heap?
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Vegeta: Pile of trash? But this is not ... this is ... PICCOLO !!!!
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Sally: Quickly to him!
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Arrived at Piccolo.
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Piccolo: * moan * How could that have happened?
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Sally: Piccolo sweetheart! Everything OK?<br />
Vegeta: Fins gone!
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Piccolo: What are you doing here?
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Son Goku: Looking for the Golden Lokus.
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Piccolo: You too? It seems to be very popular ...
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Sally: Not just him ... * pining look *
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Cameraman: But not, I'm still blushing ...
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Sally: * knocks him out with her portable 50t hammer *
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Vegeta: Somehow I still like her.
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Son Goku: Why are you lying around here, Piccolo?
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Piccolo: A terrible accident! Too awful to talk about!
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Son Goku: You are not a man ...
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Piccolo: Son Goku?
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Son Goku: Yeah?
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Piccolo: If I promise to miss you, will you go?
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Son Goku: Huh?
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Sally: Sorry to interrupt this very interesting conversation, but shouldn't we start looking slowly ?!
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Cameraman: Sally ...?
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Sally: WHAT DO YOU WANT ?!
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Cameraman: I think the guy with the stupid hairstyle just fell into my coffee tanker ...<br />
Sally: So what?
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Cameraman: I just mean ...
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Son Goku: Let's look over there, by the ruins!
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Sally: This is the trailer ...
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Cameraman: No, he's in the other direction ...
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Piccolo: Do ​​you really want to keep looking? This is dangerous! If you're not careful, you'll end up like me!
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Son Goku: As a garbage heap?
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Piccolo: ...
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Sally: Well, let's go!
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By the ruins.
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Son Goku: How do we get in?
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Piccolo: With a password.
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Son Goku: Which one?
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Piccolo: ... milk pudding casserole ...
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Son Goku: Hunger ...
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Sally: Is this guy just getting on my mind?
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A gigantic gate opens and allows the group to enter.
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Son Goku: So far it was still very easy.
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Piccolo: Just wait.
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A creepy voice: Please wait.
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Sally: ???
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A creepy voice: Please wait.
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Sally: What is that about now?
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A creepy voice: Ripped off!<br />
Son Goku: Vegeta is annoying.
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Vegeta: Carrot, don't talk to your master like that !!
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Cameraman: Didn't I get something?
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Piccolo: The coffee must have gone to his head.
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Son Goku: Master?
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Vegeta: On your knees, worm!
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Sally: Five.
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Vegeta: Of course, Piccolo sweetheart is excluded.
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Sally: Four.
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Piccolo: I believe I'm going to be bad ...
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Sally: Three.
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Vegeta: On the floor, woman!
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Sally: Two.
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Son Goku: This is going to be ugly.
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Sally: One.
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Vegeta: * falls over *
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Sally: Coffee doesn't last very long with Sayajin.
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A creepy voice: You passed the test, now comes the next one!
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Son Goku: Vegeta, finally stop ... MAMA !!! * clings to Piccolo's leg *
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Sally: What's the matter now?
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Cameraman: I don't know.
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A creepy voice: he's lost 95% of his intelligence.
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Gohan: Something happened to mom ???
<br />Sally: Where did he come from now?
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Piccolo: Gohan! You live!
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Gohan: Piccolo! You also!
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Son Goku: Mom! Dada!
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Piccolo: Let go of my leg!
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Sally: How cute ...
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Cameraman: What do we do now?
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Sally: That's it! The airtime has expired anyway.
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Cameraman: Already? I wanted to tell you so much about my visit to the doctor ...
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Sally: ...
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Piccolo: I also think that's enough for today.
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Sally: Then to part 2!
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Comments, suggestions, MARRIAGE PROPOSALS and so on as always to my lawyer. Now have a new one, the old one won't come out ^^
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Well, death threats are fine too ... ^ __ ^
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As always with thanks to my omelette and as always not proofread ...
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