To be honest, I think that this time I outdid myself in my stupidity. But read for yourself ...
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Still in the middle of the desert, but in a ruin.
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Sally: Here we are again! Nothing has changed in our situation, Vegeta is knocked out. , Son Goku has lost 95% of his intelligence (not that that makes a difference to before) and Son Gohan and Piccolo are trying to keep him from tearing his clothes off.
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Gohan: Dad! Keep your pants on!
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Sally: Sometimes I hate my job ...
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A creepy voice: You have to try to restore his original intelligence.
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Sally: Why?
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A creepy voice: So that you can continue your search.
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Cameraman: Continue? Where?
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Sally: A few more gags like that and you will wish to be in Holland again!
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Camera operator: ?
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Sally: And you, you creepy voice, do you have a name?The author is always annoyed to have to write "An uncanny voice".
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A creepy voice: Pip.
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Son Gohan: ...
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Piccolo: ...
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Sally: ...
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Cameraman: His name is like my brother-in-law ...
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Son Goku: Mom !! * lets go of Piccolo's leg and clings to the cameraman *
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Camera operator: ...
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Gohan: Can we finally try to cure dad?
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Sally: How?
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Gohan: I don't know.
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Vegeta: * resurrected * Leave that to me!
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Son Gohan:?
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Vegeta: * blows Goku in *
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Son Goku: I swear, Miss, by the holy moon that lines the tops of these trees in silver ...
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Vegeta: Oh, don't swear by the moon, the changeable one who keeps changing its disc so that your loved one may not be changeable!
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Son Goku: What should I swear by?
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Sally: In a moment I swear something to you: if you don't stop quoting Romeo and Juliet immediately, something will happen!
<br />Piccolo: Sayajin who philosophize about the moon ...
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Vegeta: * threatening * What happens then?
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Sally: * intimidated * uh ... then you get a contract !!
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Son Goku: Man's existence is paradoxical: he lives to die at some point.
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Sally: No, no, a paradox is a Goethe monument that shimmers through the trees.
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Son Gohan: ...
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Vegeta: I should hit him again. And while I'm at it ...
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Pip: Hello?
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Sally: I want to keep looking!
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Cameraman: Why actually?
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Sally: I don't know. Maybe it's an interesting story.
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Son Goku: * normal again * hungry!
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Gohan: I'll never go out with them to look for anything ...
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Chichi: Then stay with me and do your homework!
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Son Gohan: I don't even go to school anymore!
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Sally: Where did she come from now ...?
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Bulma: * flies across the picture on an air mattress *
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Piccolo: ...
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Sally: They're all crazy ...<br />
Vegeta: Yes: insanely strong, insanely beautiful, insanely great ...
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Bulma: Megalomaniacs ...
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Sally: Seriously: are we looking further?
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Piccolo: Is it still worth it?
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Cameraman: Can't we talk about it over a cup of coffee?
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Sally: I suspect something terrible.
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Son Goku: * races to the tanker, opens the hatch and jumps in *
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Piccolo: I hope for him that he can swim.
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Vegeta: * races after *
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Cameraman: Suddenly I don't want any more coffee ...
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Bulma: Am I wrong or is the story going very slowly?
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Sally: ... it's not my fault ...
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Pip: Hello? Stop stealing my time! Please keep searching!
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Son Goku: * drank half the car empty * I'm soooooo ...
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Son Gohan: We know!
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Vegeta: * the other half drank * There is no furniture here ...
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Bulma: ...
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Piccolo: May I ask a question in the room?<br />
Gohan: Which room ...? This is a hall ...
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Piccolo: So what? So, what do you get when you cross Vegeta with a pig?
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Gohan: a tofu pig?
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Son Goku: Hungry!
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Chichi: Diet!
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Bulma: Just watch what you say ...
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Piccolo: Nothing! There are things that even pigs are disgusted with!
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Bulma: * hits Piccolo on the mouth *
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Sally: I now ask one last time: are we looking further?
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Piccolo: * spits two teeth on the floor * Go ahead, let's go, so annoying, keep shooting.
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The group moves into the adjoining room.
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Pip: Please wait a moment.
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Son Goku: Wait again?
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Cameraman: I'll tell you about my last visit to the doctor ...
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Sally: Please. Anyway, I decided to throw myself off the next cliff as soon as we found this damn locus ...
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Piccolo: Is that a promise?
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Cameraman: All right. My doctor is a really hot sweeper.<br />
Chichi: So a hot doc.
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Son Goku: Hun ...
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Chichi: Don't you dare!
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Sally: Is that it?
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Cameraman: Should I keep telling you?
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Piccolo: NO !!!
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Son Gohan: Let's get to the really important questions in life: Bread falls on the butter side. Cats land on their feet: but what happens if you smear a cat's back with butter?
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Son Goku: ...
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Kuririn: If I knew what grass tasted like, I would eat it.
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Vegeta: This incredibly intelligent saying can only come from one person ...
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Kuririn: Where are you all from all of a sudden?
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Bulma: If you ask like this: We come from outside the forest ...
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Piccolo: Have mercy ...
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Trunks: Bulmama!
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Sally: Let's get it over with. There are too many people here for my taste ...
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Pip: Congratulations! You made it to the finals! Make up your mind: will you choose gate 1, gate 2 or gate number 3?<br />
* annoying music in the background *
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Sally: I'm staying out of it.
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Piccolo: I don't dare ...
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Vegeta: Gate 2 !!!
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Pip: And again: Congratulations! You have won the Golden Lokus! Behind gate 1 there would have been an annual supply of cat food of the best brand, behind gate 3 there would have been an annual supply of toilet paper!
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Gohan: Or for dad: the longest napkin in the world.
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* Gate 2 opens slowly *
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Bulma: That.
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Chichi: Is.
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Sally: Easy.
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Piccolo: Only.
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Kuririn: Disgusting.
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Cameraman: Then it's probably my brother in law.
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Sally: You could have told us earlier that your brother-in-law works in a sewage treatment plant ...
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Cinematographer: I couldn't have guessed that the Golden Lokus is over one of these basins.
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Gohan: Or that the golden color comes from the reflections ...
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Bulma: I'm getting sick ...
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Piccolo: Are you keeping your promise now?
<br />Sally: Guaranteed not here !!!
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Son Goku: We forgot something ...
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Vegeta: But what ...?
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Meanwhile, far away, on an ice floe.
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Yamcha: Damn it! I must have lost my way! Oh oh, now I should look for the locus quickly; before it's too late ... * pained face *
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Sally: I guess that's it. I am retiring. Or I ask for a hazard pay. Should they look for another stupid one.
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* Cell phone rings *
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Sally: Yeah? How? According to me. Bulma! Don't you want to take over the show?
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Bulma: Hm. Why not. But I will redesign it!
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Sally: No problem. Free at last!!!!!!!! And goodbye!!!!!
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I'm sorry it took so long this time. I have just changed schools and am under a bit of stress because of that. In addition, I am currently sick. Yes, more than usual! This works out! ^^
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I do not know when I will continue to write.Maybe in the free hours. See you! ^^
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You know what you can do with comments etc.
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