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Fanfic: Wer wird Millionär? Teil 1

Chapter: Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? Part 1

"Hello and welcome to <Who Wants to be a Millionaire> tonight, we have invited ten guests again and here they are!" says the Kaioshin from 15 generations ago. "Our first candidate is Son Goku, he comes from near the southern capital and saves the world one or two times!" the audience in full enthusiasm, "Our second candidate is Boo he comes from Satan City where he trains with Mr. Satan, our ever popular champion," standing ovations for Boo and Mr. Satan, the audience is freaking out and as they are had calmed down again, it went straight on. "Our third candidate comes from a small island, please say hello to her C18!" says one of the viewers and the Kaioshin continued "candidate four is Freezer he comes from the universe ..., infinite expanses ..., we write the year ..., oh I think I'm wrong here so continue!", "Bbbbuuu ..." shouted the Audience members in the choir "Well, it looks like Freezer doesn't have many friends here, but you can't do anything about that either.Let's move on, this is our fifth candidate, he comes from a long way away and he thinks he's the greatest in the universe, here's Brolly! And let's go straight to the sixth candidate, he is the hero of the novelty here is the great Saiyaman! "The great Saiyaman stands up and performs his funny poses" If someone is in need don't despair, the great Sai ... "then the Kaioshin interrupted him , "Sit down, we've been overdone for way too long anyway! Candidate seven is Gotenks, unfortunately he can only stay here for 30 minutes, then he has to leave again. Well, good luck anyway! "When the Kaioshin was done with it, a woman's voice rang out from the loudspeakers:" And now the last three candidates in rapid succession: Vegeta, Prince of the Saiyajins who had already liked to subdue a planet; or Piccolo the devil who would have loved to win world domination; or Cell who has worked out an advantage by having the cells of all people in him.So dear Kaioshin now you have to decide who should be your sweetheart? Dead silence in the studio, you can hear a pin falling to the ground and from then on the Kaioshin picked up the word "Oh sorry, that was a little technical defect, so we can start now!". People started to clap and so the Kaioshin said: "Here's the first question to get started! Sort the planets according to their size starting with the smallest: A) Earth B) Kaios Planet C) Namek D) Planet of the Kaioshins
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Tick, Tack, Tick, Tack, Tick, Tack, Tick, Tack, Dooong "So the time is up, let's see who got the right question? Son Goku only needed 3.25 seconds and got everything right!" so ended the speech from the Kaioshin and Son Goku went on stage. They greet each other with a firm handshake, suddenly the Kaioshin yells "Ouch ouch ouch ... don't push too hard, I'm holy and fragile!" and so they went to their seats and sat down. And there it was, for the first time, a very strange noise, Dididililum and the headlights were aimed at the two of them. "So tell me where you come from!" says the Kaioshin to Son Goku "Well, I'm just coming from the hereafter, that's why I have one of those ..., oh no wrong episode I mixed up the text sorry!I come from the southern capital and am a professional <bad guys exterminator> "then the kaioshin" and who did they bring with them? "Replied Son Goku" My wife Chichi and her grandfather the cow devil. "Then the Kaioshin" So let's start with the 50 Euro question! What is the correct name for this fighting technique KAME HAME ...? A) YAH B) HA C) Doesn't exist at all or D) I'm sending you to hell, I'll avenge all my friends with it that you have on your conscience! Son Goku grins and says "It's easy that is of course ... uh but it could also ... mmhhh ?! I don't really know I want to call my telephone joker!" the Kaioshin looks at him half laughing "Do you really want to use your first joker?" "Yes, I do!" and again the loudspeakers went on "With the power of the office I have been given, I will appoint you ... Uuups wrong channel" and the voice was gone but the Kaioshin continued with the broadcast "OK, we'll call him ... .. Oh the director tells me just that the phone is not working, what do we do now?"Son Goku replies" Don't worry, I'll get in touch with him telepathically ..... Hello God can you hear me? "" Yes I can hear you what's going on? "Son Goku describes the situation to him and Dende replies," I think it's A but I don't know exactly either! "And so Son Goku replies with" A "" OK, let's log it in "after a never-ending pause and the playing of this strange music in the background, the logged-in answer lights up green at the same time Son Goku stands up, flies around the whole studio and is happy like a snow king! "Yeah, I did it ..." shouts Son Goku out of himself "I won the million !!!" the Kaioshin shouts up to him "Sit down again, you have only won 50 euros! You still have to answer the other questions! “Oh, I didn't know that” and a little later he was back in his seat, and there was that almost inhuman silence again, until the Kaioshin spoke up, “If you are done now, then we can continue with the 100 euro question!"" So how many times can a Saiyan transform? A) 6 B) 7 C) 5 D) it never transforms "Son Goku replies with" I've already transformed myself into everything so I'll take answer B "" Yes, that's right, quickly to the next question! How many cyborgs does Dr. Gero made? A) 18 B) 21 C) 20 or D) 19? "Son Goku thought for a long time and decided on ..." A! "All of a sudden, <cough cough> then again Son Goku" Oh no, I'll take D "and again
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<Cough cough> "Oh no, that was yes ... ?! That's exactly how it was! Of course I take C" and again <cough cough>. Now the Kaioshin looked into the audience and saw how Chichi put her hand to her mouth and quickly took it away as if she had done nothing! "Security will get you out of here immediately," he said in his mind to the security forces. When the gentlemen rushed at Chichi with their clubs and handcuffs, she freaked out, "Get rid of me, we need the money to pay the debt at the bank, I haven't done anything" after a few knocked out teeth and a lot of bruises for them Security guards, of course, managed to drag Chichi out of the studio!"So what answer did you say?" the Kaioshin asked Son Goku "I had taken B!", and this answer was correct again and it went on inexorably to the million dollar question! "So now the time has come. YOU ARE JUST A QUESTION FROM THE MILLION!" Again this stressful music came: Dididililum and it got very dark in the studio. "Oh nonnnnnnn…" Son Goku got hysterical and turned into a Super Saiyan "Babidi where are you, come out and light up the room again!" the Kaioshin quite astonished "Keep calm! It's just the way it is with us!" so Son Goku calmed down and sat down again. Then the Kaioshin said to Son Goku, "Here is the last question for you and it is:
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It's a shame we have to switch to advertising for a moment, but the exciting thing will continue soon! "And there she ran the advertisement, about hungry children" Look at these children, 50 million starve to death every year, so please contribute to a small donation so that we can rent BOO!He will then turn half of the children into <Tasty Bonbons> to fill the other half with them. Thank you for your donation, says your champion, Mr. Satan. "And so the advertisement was over and it went straight on.
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