Preface (for those who don't know One Piece):
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It's about a pair of young pirates who are looking for the One Piece (at least they once were ...). That was the mega-short version ... ^^; Briefly to the characters (only to those who appear in this story, the others are unimportant here, such as Luffy, the captain, or Usopp, who ... uh ... what is he actually ???)
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Zorro: musty swordsman, sleepyhead.
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Sanji: Chef and would-be womanizer
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Nami: Navigator
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Vivi: ... Vivi.
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Anything else would anticipate too much for those who still want to read it ^^
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C18: I'm really too good-natured.
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Vegeta: Shut up, tin buckets!
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C18: What do you want, vegetable king?
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Bulma: It was really a brilliant idea of ​​mine to give Son Goku earplugs.
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Son Goku: Huh? Did you say something
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Bulma: * grin *
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Piccolo: How did I deserve this? What have I done?WHY?
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C18: Green has right of way.
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Vegeta: You don't even have a driver's license.
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C18: You maybe?
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Vegeta: ...
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Bulma: Now hurry up! I want to arrive today!
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Piccolo: Whose idea was it to ride a bike?
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C18: * looks back at Bulma * I don't know. Stop complaining, at least you don't have to ride a tandem.
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Piccolo: Couldn't we just have flown?
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Vegeta: Whimper.
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Piccolo: ...
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Vegeta: Why do I have to ride the carrot on a bike?
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Bulma: Do you want to swap with me?
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Vegeta: No thanks, I don't want the butt from that old tin box right in front of my nose. I lose my appetite.
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C18: That would be something completely new.
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Sanji: CAUTION !!!
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C18: ???
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Zorro: Idiot! We should have turned left!
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~ CRACK! ~
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Bulma: Ouch ... * rubs her bum *
<br />Sanji: * sits on the floor with 18C in her arms * precision landing, beauty.
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C18: * blushes *
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Zorro: * lies under his wheel * IDIOT!
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Sanji: As if you are better at reading maps, you prevented sword acrobat!
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Zorro: Just watch out, you jumping jack!
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Vegeta: Kindergarten.
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Son Goku: Did you say something?
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Piccolo: They both remind me of someone.
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Vegeta: Shut up, cucumber!
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Piccolo: Wasn't I even your love back then, on that stupid talk show?
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Vegeta: Just don't remind me ...
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Zorro: WAH !!!!! A talking cucumber !!!! Where are my swords ?!
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Piccolo: cucumber? Where?
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Sanji: Where did the girls go? Before they were right behind us ...
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In the meantime, far away in a pub.
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Vivi: Do you think it was OK to just let them go on their own?
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Nami: Sure. The two are best friends * hick *
<br />Vivi: You shouldn't drink so much, Nami. We'll have to catch up with the boys later.
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Nami: * hick * That little bit of alcohol is not a problem ... * down her 13th whiskey *
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Bulma: Now that we are all in some order again, we can first introduce ourselves. The green something there is Piccolo, the little one with the impossible hairstyle is Vegeta, the prince of Vegeta, the other guy who is staring holes in the air is called Son Goku, the blonde C18 and I am the greatest genius on this planet, the most talented presenter ever and, not to forget, the best looking and most popular woman in this story: Bulma!
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C18: Hey!
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Nami (still in the pub, now at the 19th whiskey): Hey!
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Vivi (also in the pub, tries to keep Nami from drinking): Hey!
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Sanji: Nice to meet you. I'm Sanji, the best chef on the Grand Line if not in the world.
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Zorro: Show off.
<br />Vegeta: Hmph.
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Bulma: Nice to meet you.
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Sanji: And this sweetheart is Zorro.
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Zorro: ...
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Sanji: Besides, Nami and Vivi should be buzzing around here somewhere.
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Vegeta: Hmph.
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Zorro: ...
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Son Goku: who is that?
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Sanji: Nami is our navigator and Vivi is ... uh ... she is ... just Vivi.
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Son Goku: Did he say something?
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Sanji:?
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Piccolo: Ignore him.
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Zorro: This cucumber ... I'll turn it into a salad!
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Sanji: How long have you been able to cook?
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Zorro: Snout, monkey.
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Bulma: What, another sayajin?
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Son Goku (has taken out the earplugs in the meantime): Another one?
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Vegeta: He definitely wants to overthrow me! Just wait!
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Sanji: ???
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Zorro: A fight? With pleasure! * seeks his swords *
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Zorro and Vegeta: * disappear behind the next tree *
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Sanji: * turns to C18 * So you are Miss 18? What a beautiful name ...
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C18: ...
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Sanji: What brings a beauty like you here?<br />
C18: ...
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Bulma: We were on our way to the Mahogany City TV studio. Actually, the new cooking show from this Wolverine * shows on Son Goku * was supposed to be recorded today. But nothing will come of it today ...
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Sanji: A cooking show? Is he a colleague? * Drops 18-18 he was still carrying on his arms * FRIEND !!!
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Son Goku: who is that?
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Sanji: * pulls Son Goku behind the next tree but one *
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Nami (has meanwhile let go of the whiskey and instead turned to the vodka): * hicks * Här jefälls mer richtäg jut, här wäll ech blaibän ...
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Vivi (on the verge of a nervous breakdown): Nami! We really should go!
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Nami: * falls off the bar stool * Uuuuups. Hehehe ...
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Landlord: Anyone else would be dead ...
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Vivi: * smiles pained * She's not that easy to kill, believe me ... It takes a barrel of brandy ... Or two ...
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Nami: * managed to get up again and is now stumbling towards the jukebox * Ain bisssssschen Muhsiek ... Hö?Muhhhhsik ...? Kühä kannnän singän? Wash it off ...
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Vivi: ...
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Nami: * somehow actually manages to turn the music on *
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Vivi: ... very appropriate ...
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Jukebox: Way, hay, up she rises, way, hay, up she rises, way, hey, up she rises, early in the morning! What shall we do with the drunken sailor? What shall we do with the drunken sailor? What shall we do with the drunken sailor early in the morning? ...
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Nami: * talks to the next best guy * That’s a wonderful, beautiful, lavender-colored hat ...
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Vivi: Nami, his shirt is white ...
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Nami: Abär Wiwilain, have you never heard of whitehead Fliedär ...?
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Vivi: ...
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Bulma: * slowly but surely getting impatient * What are they doing behind the trees ???
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C18: You don't even want to know ...
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Piccolo: Do ​​we have to wait a long time?
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Bulma: I'm going to have a look now ...
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C18: I hope she has a good psychiatrist ...<br />
Piccolo: cheese rolls.
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C18: ...
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Piccolo: Works over and over again.
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Bulma: * shocked * ...
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Piccolo: What are you doing?
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Bulma: ... it ... is ... not ... to ... grasp ...
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Piccolo: That bad?
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Bulma: The four ... they ... I think it's bad ...
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C18: ...
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Piccolo: What are you doing? * nasty grin *
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Bulma: They ... they ... they play strip poker !!!!!
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Piccolo: ...?
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C18: ...
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Bulma: ...
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Nami: * lies under the bar stool *
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Vivi: Maybe you should switch to coffee now ...?
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Nami: Gutä ideeeeehehehehehehe .....
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Landlord: I think so too ... I'm slowly running out of supplies ...
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Nami: * sips her coffee *
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Vivi: * breathes a sigh of relief *
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Landlord: * gives his order to the wholesaler *
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Next best guy: * still wondering what 'Fliedär' actually is *
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Jukebox: * plays 'The drunken Sailor' for the 10th time *
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Zorro, Vegeta, Sanji and Son Goku: * got dressed again *
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Bulma: * has recovered from her shock * We really don't get to Mahogany City today. So let's think about something else.
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Sanji: The girls are still not here. We should go back and find her, orro.
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Zorro: You have nothing to say to me, Lackaffe.
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Sanji: But without Nami, we'll never find the way.
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Zorro: ...
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Vegeta: * The game went to his head * And what are we pretty guys doing now?
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C18: ... (still paralyzed with cheese rolls)
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Bulma: Maybe we should help them find it.
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Son Goku: After ...
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Piccolo: No, NOT after the Golden Lokus!
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Son Goku: What a shame ...
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Sanji: * doesn't understand anything * Then let's go!
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Nami: * drank 3 pots of coffee and is halfway sober again * I feel sick ...
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Landlord: Not on the counter! I just cleaned it up !!
<br />Vivi: * grabs Nami and drags her to the toilets *
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Sanji: * comes in * They're not here either.
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Vegeta: Anyway, I'm thirsty.
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Host: You are lucky, something is still there.
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Vegeta:?
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Bulma: I'm going to freshen up.
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Piccolo: As if that would be of any use ...
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Bulma: * gives Piccolo one and then pulls C18 behind him *
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The others: * sit down at the counter *
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Sanji: * follows Bulma and 18-18 years old *
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The remaining ones: * order and then follow Sanji unobtrusively *
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Nami: I'm better now. ^^
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Vivi: I feel bad for that now ...
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Bulma: Oh, sorry, are we interfering?
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Nami: No, no, everything is fine.
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Vivi: ...
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C18: ...
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Sanji: NAMI !!!!!!!
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Nami: SANJI !!!!! * slams him *
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Sanji: What was that for?
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Nami: What are you doing in the ladies room ..?
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Sanji: Uh ...
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Zorro: Serves you right.
<br />Nami: * also wants to give Zorro a slap in the face but is stopped by Vivi *
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Vivi: Let's be happy that we FINALLY