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Fanfic: Das Chaotenteam (Extemsport Teil1)

Chapter: The Chaoten Team (Extreme Sports Part 1)

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This FF lists Trunks and Goten's mishaps in the EXTREME SPORTS section.
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Have fun while reading!
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The chaos team
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1. Rafting:
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Trunks and Goten have bought a rubber dinghy and want to take it to the river. However, the river is several kilometers away and the two decide to take the bus.
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But since it is packed, Goten accidentally comes across the automatic inflation function.
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The boat inflates and with a jerky movement of the bus it comes right in front of the driver's nose.
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He can no longer see anything and has an accident. Several cars crash into the bus later.
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The police come to question the bus driver.
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You can still hear Goten softly "say sorry" as the two disappear.
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Policeman: "How? You couldn't see anything because a boat was blocking your view?
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.................. Please blow in here! "<br />
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The policeman holds the alcohol meter in front of the bus driver's mouth.
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Meanwhile, Goten and Trunks set off on foot. However, the Goths find it far too conspicuous to carry an inflated boat.
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So he puts it on the sidewalk and pulls the stopper.
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Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff .....................
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Just at the same moment, a motorcyclist comes - he is frightened and ends up in the ditch.
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Trunks grabs Goten's arm and flees with him from the battered and angry motorcyclist.
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They finally reach the river. Goten lets the boat into the water and starts to paddle, unfortunately at the moment when Trunks wants to put his foot off the jetty on the boat.
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Splash
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Trunks lies in the water.
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Finally we can start.
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You drive through wild rapids and past sharp rocks and finally disappear from the field of vision of the narrator, who is now looking stupidly out of the laundry.
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Nothing happened. The two of them just flew down a WATERFALL!
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Trunks, visibly pissed off, with a fish splashing around on his head, rises out of the water.
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Goten, with a rubber dinghy on his head, runs in front of a rock. He talks to the stone for 5 minutes because he can't see anything.
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Then he is dragged out of the water by Trunks.
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Both decide to stop rafting for the time being.
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Next, Goten suggests that they could snowboard in the mountains.
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The two take off and land on a ski slope
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You go to the snowboard rental shop and borrow two individual snowboards.<br />
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Accidentally Trunks gets on Goten's board. Goten sees this and pulls the board away from Trunks' feet.
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Goten: "This is my board! Please take your own!"
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Trunks is sliding down the slope.
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There's a snowman in the middle of the way.
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Trunks: "He'll slow me down gently!" * Happy *
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What he doesn't know yet is that the snowman was built on a rock. Too late!!!!
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Now he knows!
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Ouch !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Trunks sits with his legs apart, his expression pained and a stone
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Between your legs on the slopes.
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He gets up again and limps up the slope in a funny way to make a second attempt.
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Goten and Trunks go down - and no misfortune happens - a miracle! * Fg *
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Then suddenly Goten has to piss.
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He runs quickly behind a tree and comes back seconds later and runs past Trunks screaming.
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Trunks: "That was quick!"
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Goten: "I pissed him off! Full shouted!"
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Trunks: "The tree definitely doesn't mind!" * Broad grin *
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Goten: "No! - But the bear that stood under it! (The tree was on a cliff! And with Gotens accuracy ......)
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Trunks' grin fades as he turns and looks into the wide open jaws of a hungry bear.
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Trunks takes flight.
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You come out in a luxury hotel.
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Thomas Gotschalk happens to be enjoying his vacation there.
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When the bear sees him cleaning his teeth with a toothpick, he runs away.
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Bear (think): He's a gummy bear - but what he looks like doesn't stop at real bears like me.<br />
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Goten: "Snowboarding is not that great! - But bungie jumping should be great!"
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Trunks shakes his head.
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Trunks: "You definitely won't make me do such shit!"
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Shortly thereafter, the two are already on a bridge.
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Goten, who has no idea where to attach the rope to his body, ties it around his neck and is about to jump.
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Trunks: "Goten? It might be better if ..."
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Goten: "Just let me do it!"
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With these words he jumps.
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Goths: "Grrrrg!"
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Trunks pulls up the blue Goth.
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Trunks ties the rope to his legs.
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Trunks: "Now I'll show you how to do it!"
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With these words he jumps.
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A graceful body. His body slides down and .............<br />
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His head hits the ground.
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Angry, Trunks storms up and punches Goten in the stomach without warning.
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Second attempt:
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Trunks jumps again. This time he ends up on the roof of a pickup truck.
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Trunks: "Lucky me!" * Relieved look *
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Suddenly the head of a bull shoots out of the roof.
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The horns spear Trunk's rump.
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"Auaaaaaaaaa!"
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Trunks jumps off the roof.
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He runs to Goten again.
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3. Attempt:
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Trunks: "Goths?"
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Goths: "Yes?"
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Trunks: "Is there another pickup?"
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Goths: "No! ....... But ............"
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Too late Trunks jumps.
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Booom!
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It's stuck to the window of a DELIVERY VEHICLE!
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Angry and battered, he goes back to Goten.
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Trunks: "Why?! ..... Why did you say that no vice is coming? !!"<br />
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Goten: "That wasn't a truck either, it was a delivery truck! - We want to stick to the truth!"
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Trunks: "You fucking smart ass!"
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Trunks pounces on Goten and a violent fight begins.
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Since this ends in a draw, as always, Trunks stands up, grins broadly at Goten and says:
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"This time I decide!"
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To be continued !!!!!!!!
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