A / N: meal. Some of you may know me by a different nick. Not surprised. And one more thing: this MSTing is already 2 years old.

Disclaimer: So: the original story belongs to Karin. I didn't ask her. C'est la vie ... Kali and Lyza belong to themselves, Lucifer to Christianity (I borrowed the Kaori Yuki version * is AS-damaged *) and the mighty being belongs to the empire of Gene Roddenberry ...

Prologue: The MSTing crew introduces itself ...

Somewhere in Stuttgart there is a rather ugly, gray building. It is a school and in class 2KB1 the students loll around because the class teacher is sick again. Now, believe it or not, they have six free hours.

??? : * flicks * 1 ...

A schoolgirl, small, brunette, who wears glasses, disappears into thin air with a * plop * ...

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A few kilometers further to the northwest, also in a school, the class is currently studying chemistry.

??? : * flicks * 2 ...

* plop * A test tube falls to the floor.It breaks and a disgusting stench spreads across the room. The tall, blonde student who had held it until then had disappeared ...

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In the depths of Hell, Lucifer listens, bored, to the speeches of Belial a.k.a. Mad Hatter as ...

??? : * flicks * ..and 3!

... he was suddenly no longer there ...

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In an intermediate dimension that looks like a huge cinema, three visibly confused figures suddenly appear.

Kali: * looks around * Nathi? Kathi? * sees the person sitting next to you on the right * ... Lyza ?!
Lyza: * is a little confused * huh? Kali, what are you doing here ...?
Lucifer: * slightly acidified * Where ishereanyway ...
Kali & Lyza: * turn left *
Lyza: And who are you now?
Lucifer: * with a grave voice * I am the prince of darkness ...
Kali: * looks at him skeptically * Well, you don't look like Ozzy Osbourne ...
Lyza: * trills * I'm on the highway to hell ...
Lucifer: * very angry * This is exactly where you end up, if you don't immediately ...??? : Well, well, well. We don't want to get violent ...
All: * turn forward *

A man with gray hair is standing in front of the screen. He wears a Starfleet uniform.

Lyza: And who are you? God?
Kali & Lucifer: God is dead!
Lyza: * sticks out her tongue *
??? : * smiles * Well, I'm not God ... Please call me Q.
All: Q?
Lucifer: * annoyed * And what is a ... Q ...?
Q: I am the most powerful being in the universe.
Lucifer: That I don't laugh ...
Q: I give you some advice, Lucifer. It is not healthy for you to provoke me ...
Kali: Why are we here anyway?
Q: * pleased * Oh, finally! The long-awaited question. I try to explain it in such a way that even underdeveloped beings like you understand everything.
Lucifer: Who is 'underdeveloped' here !?
Q: * looks long and piercingly at Lucifer * * snaps *
Lucifer: * plop *
Kali & Lyza: * cough cough *
Kali: * looks to the left * KAWAIIIII !!! * indicates Chibi-Lucifer *
Chibi-Luzi: * looks down at himself * * turns pale * Mach. The. Right away. Again. Undone!Q: * gladly smiles * after I have spoken.
Chibi-Luzi: * looks offended to the side *
Kali: Oh Q, can't we leave it like that? * Chibi-Luzi pats the head * He's sooo cute ...
Chibi-Luzi: * glares angrily at Kali *
Q: * mysterious * we'll see. Well where did I stop? Ah yes. You're here because you've been chosen by the Continuum to comment on FanFictions ...
All: ???
Lyza: Kon ... I beg your pardon?
Q: The place where you are. The Q continuum. * flicks *
Chibi-Luzi: * plop *
Lucifer: At last ...
Kali: Schaaade ...
Q: * clears his throat * Welcome to the Mystery Science Continuum! * goes to the side *