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Fanfic: Mystery Science Kontinuum 2006 - Part One

Subtitle: Die 'Prohpfezeihung' des Grauens

Chapter: The horror begins ...

The light goes out and the projector illuminates the screen

5 ....

4 ....

3 ....

2 ....

1....

The title is displayed

> is still to come or an ancient prophecy will come true

Lyza: Sounds damn like Yu-Gi-Oh ...
Kali: Oh no ... * sink into the seat *
Lucifer: * points to the title * * moans * people ...
Kali: Hey, not all people have such bad German ...
Lucifer: I agree with you. The Japanese, for example, don't ...
Lyza: And about 98% of Germans either ... let's see how things go from here ...
Kali: I'm not feeling good ... Hopefully the FF isn't from the Ceres Shinblubb aunt. Then it will be a cruel torment ...
Lucifer: * slow * 'Cruel torment ...' * grins sadistically * I think that's good.
Kali: * dry * Dear Prince Lucifer. I would like to politely remind you that we
You included, to be tormented here ...
Lucifer: * evil look towards Kali *

> Karin
>
> Age: you don't know is still said
> Eye color: purple> Hair color: purple bangs gold

Lyza: Is that a character description now?
Lucifer: It seems so.
Kali: The author seems a bit undecided to me ...
Lyza: author?
Kali: * nods * that is how typical self-inserts begin ...
Lyza: Well, I understand it like this: Karin's hairstyle consists only of a purple-gold one
Pony...
Kali: * chuff * * laugh *
Lucifer: Shut up, damn it!

> Millennium item: sword
> Favorite card: White Magician

Lyza: It doesn't even exist ... or does it?
Kali: sword? I vaguely remember that there are only nine Millennium Items ... and there was definitely no sword among them ...
Lyza: You know about Yu-Gi-Oh?
Kali: * blushes * So halfway ...

> Karin's parents died during a research in Egypt. Today she lives with her grandmother in Japan. She joins the class of Yugi and Co. Karin makes friends with Yugi very quickly. She tells Yugi a lot about Egypt and to a large extent about> Yami's past.Lucifer: Maybe she should take a breath now and then ...
Lyza: * outraged * Freedom for the text marks! Down with the gaplessness!
Kali * also outraged * That's discrimination!
Lucifer: So I don't want to see her testimony ...

> Yami Karin (Karin's Yami (why her name is so nobody knows))

Lyza: Well, Yugis Yami is also called Yami Yugi. And Bakura's Yami ... * schwafel *
Lucifer: * to Kali * Are you actually a Christian?
Kali: Nope.
Lucifer: Good.
Lyza: What I actually wanted to say is that 'Yami' refers to the dark side ...
Kali: The dark side of the force?
Lucifer: * Vader * hatch ... * Vader-typical rattle *
Lyza: * amazed * you know Star Wars?
Lucifer: That was one of Sakuya Kira's favorite films ...
Kali: Who's that again ...
Lyza: Maybe Lucifer's Hikari?

> Age: one year younger than Yami
> Eye color: purple
> Hair color: purple, bangs gold
> Millennium item: sword
> Favorite card: White Magician

Lucifer: Aha. And how old is this ominous Yami?Lyza: Funny. Yami Karin's hairstyle is different from that of her Hikari ...
Kali: * Rummaging quotes from your pocket * There are things that only bad FF authors can do ...
Lucifer: How true ...

> Yami Karin is Karin's Yami

Lucifer: * pretends to be amazed * Really?

> .She stands by her side. She is the Pharaoh's fiancée and his guardian at the same time> Why nobody knows. ^^

Kali: Nobody seems to know anything here anyway ...
Lyza: Especially not the author.
Lucifer: There is a point missing.
Kali: So that's enough! First the spaces are discriminated and now the dots ...
Lyza: One was missing upstairs, too.
Lucifer: The one you have glued to your butt ...

> -----

All: ???

> Yugi Muto

> Age: 16
> Eye color: purple
> Hair color: purple, bangs gold
> Millennium item: puzzle
> Favorite card: Black Magician

Lucifer: Another one with a shitty hairstyle ...
Lyza: Why gold? I thought yellow.
Kali: Pony has a comma stuck to her butt ...
Lyza: * Pony * Iiieh!Take it away, take it away ...!

I don't have to say anything to Yugi, do I ^^?

Kali: If already, because already.
Lucifer: can you eat that?
Lyza: What?
Lucifer: Well, Yugi Mus.
Kali: * dry * If your name is Hannibal Lector, then meal.
Lyza: * Hannibal * * gloomy voice * Well, are the lambs silent ...?
Lucifer: Then that's a mistake.

> Yami (Yugis Yami)

Kali: Isn't that Yami Yugi? At least Karin's Yami is also called Yami Karin ...

> Age: approx. 5000 (is that correct? -?)

Lyza: She doesn't even know how old her protagonists are ...
Lucifer: We had already clarified that. She doesn't know anything.

> Eye color: purple
> Hair color: purple, pony gold

Lyza: * shocked * They all look the same ...
Kali: There was once a film about a city where nine women suddenly got pregnant and had nine children who looked the same. I think it was called "The City of the Damned".
Lucifer: Sounds interesting. Demons?
Kali: Nah. Aliens.
Lucifer: * thinks * But a good idea ... If I hadn't even trusted you humans ...> Millennium item: puzzle
> Favorite card: Black Magician

Kali: * squeaks * Denglish!
Lyza: * sighs * To the parents and friends of the author: Will someone please give the Duden?

> Do I have to say something achja just that he has a fiancée.

Kali: Hopefully poor Anzu will do better in the FF than in the Ceres
Shinblabla aunt ...

> And with me Ischizu still has her millennium chain ^^.

Lucifer: Is that a new description now?
Lyza: I don't think so ...
Lucifer: Then a paragraph would have belonged there ...

> (More charas are coming ^^)

All: * shock *

The lights go back on and Q appears.

Q: * claps * Bravo! Not bad to start with! Let's continue right away!
Kali: Mercy!
Lucifer: * thinks about it * This is a new method of torture ... I'll ask Astaroth about it sometime ...
Kali: Even you can't be that cruel.
Lucifer: * cold look towards Kali *
Kali: You’re just experiencing how bad that is ...
Lucifer: * cold * At least that's how I know that it works.The light goes out again. The imagination - or torture, depending on how you take it - continues.