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Fanfic: Mystery Science Kontinuum 2006 - Part One

Subtitle: Die 'Prohpfezeihung' des Grauens

Chapter: The torture starts a new round

The doors open and our victims sit back in their places.

Kali: Let's get it over with ...
Lyza: * sighs *
Lucifer: If I survive this, I'll make a deal with my brother ...
Kali: Really?
Lucifer: * smiles smugly * Not really ...
Q: Well, before we move on to Chapter 2, I have one more surprise for you guys.
Lyza: Are you sending us home?
Q: * laughs * But not ... I just want to guarantee you support for the next fanfic ...
All: * shocked * The next one?
Q: * nods with a grin * * disappears *

The light goes out and the projector does what you expect it to do.

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> Chapter 2
> A piece of the past

Lyza: A piece of the past would be enough ...
Lucifer: I like the chapter headings best ...
Kali: You can't go wrong with two or three words.
Lucifer: Are you sure about that? * swant bad *

> Karin looked at the scroll longer and said: "Hm ... Yugi I know what."Lyza: * Karin * Namely that I don't know anything ... Tihi.
Kali: * wise * The one who knows that he knows nothing, already knows a lot. Much more than many others knew before ...
Lucifer: If my brother were here, he would now be lying around apathetically on the floor ... And besides, we have clarified this matter long ago ...

> Yugi looked at the scroll and said: “This script is Egyptian script.

Lyza: The "Egyptian script" is called HIE-RO-GLY-PHEN.
Kali: Adjectives are written in lower case!
Lyza: Don't tell me ... I'm just repeating ...

> Say ... I have an idea, maybe Yami knows something or you don't think so. ",,

Lucifer: Commas are stuck there ...
Lyza: * takes out her food slip and writes *
Kali: I don't think he knows anything, but ...

> Maybe or not. Who knows. "said Karin, puzzled.

Lyza: The character is just as indecisive as the author ...
Kali: In case you haven't noticed ... She IS the writer.
Lucifer: It bothers me that she is 'puzzled'.Kali: The whole FF bothers me.

> Yugi turned into Yami

Lyza: * jumps up * MIGHT OF THE MILENNIUM PUZZLE, AUUUUUF !!!!
Q: * grins * * snaps *
Lyza: * plop * * stands there in the Sailor Moon-Yami-Crossover costume *
Kali: * horrified * * nudges Lucifer with his elbow * piece'n'back ...
Lucifer: * nods *
Both: * slide one place to the left *
Kali: There is also a point missing.

> Yami looked at the roll and said: "That sounds so familiar to me."

Lucifer: Me too. There are already ~ the commas ...

> Really?

Lucifer: If I do say it ... * aggressive * Or do you dare to contradict ME, Lucifer?

> Wait a minute, I still have more roles somewhere ..... Ah yes there. ", said Karin and pulled out a lot of scrolls. Yami looked at them and read

Lucifer: ... an Egyptian porn?
Lyza: ... the instruction on how to kill annoying FF writers?

> of something like a millennium sword.

Kali: Grammatically sucks.
Lucifer: Did he read about the thing or not ...> ,, Tell me, Karin, where did you get all the scrolls from? ", he asked and looked at Karin.

Kali: I would also be interested. So if I were to work in a museum, it would NEVER occur to me to hand over valuable papyrus scrolls to a teenager ...

> Karin said with a smile on her face: ,,

Lyza: With a BIG smile I tell you: I'm a twen! Get me out of here!!
Lucifer: The good old Déja vu is back too ... I think it's haunting me ...
Kali: * Deja vu * You will never get rid of me ... Muhahahaha! * clings to Lucifer *
Lucifer: Something sticks to me too ...
Lyza: ... but it's not a comma. ^. ^ I think she likes you ...
Kali: * lets go of him as if stung by the tarantula *

> Well, from Egypt where else from. Look here the sword is shown. "She pointed to a painting that should put the sword there.

Lyza: * Painting * I'll put the sword in the corner DA.
Lucifer: I'm missing something.
Kali: * clings to him again *
Lucifer: * looks at her annoyed * I didn't mean that.Kali: Oh ... Anyway. * sticks *
Lucifer: * drop *
Kali: I thought she took the said sword off her back earlier. Ergo: you should know what it looks like.
Lucifer: * doubts * Maybe there are two?
Kali: Or the statement belongs to things ...
All: ... the only bad FF authors can ... * grin *

> Then Karin's grandmother came in and said: “Hello, I'm back from Egypt. Here this is for you. "

Lucifer: * shit friendly * Hello, I'm from hell. Here, I'll give you this. * takes Kali and pushes her to Lyza *
Kali: * pouts *

> The grandmother gave Karin a package and asked: "Do you want a cup of tea and biscuits? ",,

Lyza: You can keep that, thanks anyway. * pushes Kali back to him * Oh yes, somehow the sentence is strange ...
Lucifer: * sighs * Maybe she will pass as a pet ... * to Lyza * The sentence itself is actually not bad. The problem is with punctuation and space distribution ... Oh! And something is stuck there again ..Kali: * grins *
Lucifer: Off!

> Yes, of course! ", Karin shouted with joy."

Lucifer: There's a rhythm! It's stuck here, it's missing there.
Lyza: Blitzmerke ...
Kali: * clung to Lucifer again * Maybe this is some kind of secret code?

> And you uh ... ",

Lucifer: * diabolical * ... will be eaten ...

> wanted to say the grandmother.

Lucifer: Exactly! That's right, lady!

> Yami said: ,,

Lyza: * Yami * mercy! I am the Pharaoh!
Lucifer: So what? I was pushed into my role too!
Kali: We sympathize with you! * Lucifer comforts * Come on, let's found the self-help group of the battered fate carriers ...
Lucifer: * poisons potash *
Lyza: I think it goes without saying that something is stuck there again.
Lucifer: * look at Kali * how right you are ... * sigh *
Kali: * shines * ^ ___ ^

> My name is .... "

Kali: He's going to be eaten soon and still introduces himself?
Lucifer: Why he does this will probably always remain one of the unsolved mysteries of humanity ...
Lyza: ... because he will take it with him to the grave.Everyone: Muahahahahaha!

> The grandmother interrupted him: "

Lucifer: * Grandmother * You're being eaten, that's it! And now finally sit down in the pan!

> Oh yeah, you're Yami, I'm right. ",,

Lucifer: * disappointed * He will not be eaten, will he? What a shame ... * for Kali * do you still have sweets?
Kali: * digs * * gives him a candy *
Lucifer: Thank you. * starts sucking it *

> How do you know! ", Yami said in a frightened voice.

> The grandmother smiled and said: "Well, I read your name in the Old Scriptures and also what you looked like."

Lucifer: Huh?
Lyza: Like now ... His name was Yami in Egypt?
Kali: Unlikely. 'Yami' means something like 'dark'. I think I vaguely remember that guy's name was Atemu, or something like that ...
Lucifer: I thought so.

> The grandmother gave a smile and disappeared.

Lyza: How can someone smile ... * sighs resignedly * Oh, what else am I asking. Belongs to the category: Things that only bad FF writers can do.> After an hour the grandmother came back and put the tray with the pastries and tea on a table in Karin's room. Grandmother was overjoyed and said over and over again: "We have Yami with us ...".

Lucifer: Well, I know one thing for sure. I definitely wouldn't be babbling the same sentence over and over again with joy. And certainly not when it comes to that Yami guy ...
Lyza: Ha! I have it! The grandmother wasn't in Egypt at all! She is borderline dizzy and has broken out of the nursing home !!

> Yami and Karin only said: ,, OHJE !!!!! ",,

Kali: My opinion ...
Lyza: * takes notes *
Lucifer: Well, I would be really interested in what you write all the time.
Lyza: The preamble, the constitution of the, Liberation Front of Punctuation Marks e. V. ' and the letter to the Federal Constitutional Court!
Kali: You didn't mean the lawsuit seriously ... did you?
Lyza: * smiles *

> What's in the package?", Yami asked. Karin shrugged her shoulders.

Kali: Almost a perfect sentence.
Lucifer: I can't believe it ... there are still miracles ...

> Yami opened the package and first took out two robes, a sword and jewelry and so on

Lyza: Insolence! That's Karin's package! What is he fingering?
Lucifer: * looks at Lyza * Adult-FF?
Kali: Baka!
Lucifer: How dare you ... * resentment *

> (Is that a lot and soooo a big package ^ _ ^ °).

Kali: I've been waiting for it!
Lucifer: ?
Kali: An unnecessary comment!

> Yami was holding the pharaoh's robe, the other was that of his fiancée
(He doesn't know "yet" XD). ,,

Lyza: Another one! Waii!
Kali: I don't get it. He's the Pharaoh. WHY doesn't he know his own fiancée?
Lucifer: Category: Things that only bad FF writers can ...

> What is that? "he asked, looking shocked.

Kali: * Karin * your shroud! Muhahahaha!

> Karin said: "This is Pharaoh's robe."Lucifer: Who doesn't know what his own things look like? Man, how limited are you humans actually?
Kali: Don't be so intolerant!
Lucifer: You forget who I am, mortals.

> She took the sword in hand and then said: "That must be the Millennium Sword."

Lyza: She's so forgetful too! She had already taken it from her back ...
Lucifer: That, too, has already been explained several times ...
Kali: That's below my level!
Lucifer: You are right!

> Yami looked thoughtful. Then the grandmother came back in and asked:

Lucifer: If I were him, I would think about suicide. What you do with him in all these FF's ... He's constantly being coupled ... * shake his head *
Q: * out of nowhere * poor Prince Lucifer ... Believe me, you definitely don't want to know what is being done with YOU ...
Kali: * grins * Adrian ... Cassius ... Nicky ... Damian ...
Lucifer: who?
Kali: Your 'grandchildren' and your 'son' ...
Lucifer: Not more cuckoo children ... Who should I have fathered them with, please ...Kali: Unfortunately I can't tell you the name of the mother of the father of the first three ...
Lyza: ... but Damian's mother is called Rosemarie, I think.
Lucifer: * groans *
Q: That's not