* bow * I apologize to everyone for my CRUELT grammar T.T.
hope you like it anyway ^^

It was a normal day in the shared apartment until:
"Cloud, will you just come into the kitchen ?!" shouted Tifa all over the living room.
"Yes, I'm already on my way" answered Cloud tiredly opened his eyes and yawned heartily before he rose from his beloved sofa and shuffled to the kitchen.
"What's up ... uh, there's trash on the dining table, you didn't want to clean it up?" Cloud asked uncertainly and looked confused at the unidentifiable "thing" on the table, which looked astonishingly like a pile of dog shit ( had to be) and smelled of rotten eggs.
"It's not rubbish, it's my homemade cake -.- *. I've put so much effort into it ... SO TRY IT LIKE IT !!!"
"Um, it occurred to me that I still have to do something ... so I'll go ma ..." but Cloud didn't get any further."Don't you love me anymore?" Tifa howled.
"Yes, but I love you. But Squall can also try your delicious cake."
"Squall has already tried it, but for some reason he can't get out of the bathroom ..."
"He's on the heron. It's clear." Cloud slipped out.
“You are sooo mean.” Tifa sobbed.
"Stop crying, I'm already eating."
Out of sheer joy "on the part of Tifa" she watched as Cloud, as slowly as he could, put a piece of the mushy "cake" on the fork.
° Fate is so cruel to me! ° he thought and looked one last time into Tifa's dark eyes ... "Goodbye, you beautiful and yet depressing world. TT ..." He sighed softly and was about to push the indefinable object into his mouth when Irvine rushed into the kitchen in his hand a camera that he had pointed at himself.
"Hi, and welcome to our flat share !!" he beamed into the camera "I'm Irvine, the heartthrob in this house and these are ..." now he pointed the camera at Tifa and Cloud.Startled, Cloud dropped his fork, which activated Squall's latest invention, the RX2000 super and path robot.
This in turn moved the chair around which knocked the just repaired leg under the table and tossed the "cake" directly at Irvine's face.
"NOEEEIIIN" shouted Tifa and wanted to catch her homemade cake, but it was too late.
With her mouth open, Irvine watched as the thing first threw the camera out of his hand and surrounded it with its disgusting slime and part of it covered his face.
Now the RX2000 super and path robot went completely crazy. Drove over the new camera three times until there was only scrap left and turned with a horrific beep to Irvine who stood there petrified, but finally realized that he was in danger and ran out of the kitchen closely followed by the Robo.
“Do you think he will blame me for the accident.” Tifa asked carefully.
"Yeah, but sooner or later ... in an hour at most he will have forgotten everything and get a new camera.""How about if I conjure up another nice cake for you tomorrow?"
"... -.- ..."

yes that's it for the first XD